Check your complaints at the door, it’s my turn to bitch

I’m getting incredibly sick of my job. I go through phases where I absolutely hate work, and right now if someone were to firebomb the place, I’d be pleased as punch. I find myself, while listening to my voicemail, telling people “shut up and just give me your email address already”, or repeating [...]

Fat Girl confession time

I have a confession to make, and if I can’t do it on the internet in full view of the world while pretending to be anonymous, where can I make it?  So…   last night I ate a whole pan of brownies.  Granted, it was a small pan, and they were low-fat and whole-grain, and I’ve [...]

In sickness and in early 90’s hairdos

Oh, internets, it has been a ROUGH few days here.  There has been the vomiting and the diarrhea (cha-cha-cha) and just general yuckiness.  Even the cat is throwing up his cat food more vigorously than usual (and needs to go to the vet, because I don’t think normal cats puke every day).  I have a [...]

Random

I feel like I need to post but my brain is empty, empty, empty. I wish I’d started this blog back in the beginning of blogs, in 1998 or something. Maybe I was more interesting in 1998. I had more sex then. (Thinking back, that was a crazy year, the year [...]

Etsy Porn

I’ve spent the morning reading craft blogs and sighing dramatically into my coffee. Why can’t I sew? Why? I wish that I was a fabric-collecting sort of person. Someone who whips up a purse with those little round plastic handles before lunch, then a few cute stuffed toys during naptime, and [...]

Available at Wal*Mart and other fine stores

Tonight I’m feeling vaguely dissatisfied with my life. Blargh. Probably that makes for bad blogging, but I have that flat feeling - you know, where yeah, things are okay, but they’re boring. That kind of feeling. The one where I think if I have to type “QC test and inspect” about [...]

More busy business

What a week- TGIF.  It is, technically, right?  Yeah.  THe Boy-o has been home sick from school almost all week, so I haven’t had a minute to myself to get schoolwork done, let alone blogging and blog reading (okay, fine, I managed to find time for that.  And for a little light reading.  Schoolwork and [...]

Sort of a jerk.

Lalala, should be doing schoolwork, lalala, I’ve been reading blogs instead…. Oh, I’m bad. I took the whole weekend off from school stuff and now Monday is not making me happy. I have to read about Soil Resources and about focusing my camera and f-stops, my sink is FULL OF DISHES (because [...]

Celebu-bitchery

Okay, first, I have to admit this embarassing fact: I read about celebrities. I used to laugh at people who did that, because how dumb to be so interested in other people’s lives just because they’re rich and famous. And how kind of brown-nose-y and how time-wasting and… you get the picture. [...]

Musically Delicious (oh, I suck at titles…)

I’m listening to the Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and it just brings me back to being a teenager so much, which strikes me as hilarious since I was a teenager in the ’90s. At the time, though, I had this huge stack of records that used to be my dad’s and [...]