Books and music and movies, oh my!

Ugh, ugh, lazy girl.  I’ve been spending all my time pretending to work while actually reading celebrity gossip blogs (I’m so in love with Go Fug Yourself at the moment — it’s hilarious) and cheesy chick lit novels and basically dicking off.  And when I’m not at work, Boyo and I have been at the [...]

Words to the wise (or the bored)

3 things:
1. A word of advice - if you are fat and embarking on an exercise routine, don’t suggest to someone that you should take “before” and “after” pictures.  This is because a) the pictures will make you want to set yourself on fire and then go dig yourself into a huge pit, because eeewwww, [...]

“A fork is a terror to the cities of the little men who live on pancakes”

Or, notes from a weekend.
First things first:
“Well
Guy in a skeleton costume
Comes up to the guy in the Superman suit
Runs through him with a broadsword”
Could there possibly be a better way to start a song?  No?  I agree.  It just keeps getting better from there, too.  Mountain Goats are rocking my springtime this year.
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Boyo got into [...]

Blackberries at night

Sometimes, when I’m away all day, I miss my son so viscerally and awfully and can’t imagine how you can manage to live away from your children and survive it.  Doesn’t it break your heart?  The other night after I’d spent all day at school and then gone from there straight to work, I came [...]

I need a montage, or, how rainboots and sex somehow go together.

Hello, googlers who searched for “woman in rainboots sex” and “girls, in,rainboots, sex”. I hope you found what you were looking for.
Obsessively listening to: http://indiemuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/10-when-u-love-somebody.mp3
Awesome song.
Also obsessively listening to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snQW28vYH8s
Word on the street is they are Bush-type Christian, which is the worst kind, and the rest of the album I personally think sucks… but this [...]

Randomer and randomer

Fair warning: not only am I drinking a Newcastle, but it’s 1:30 am, and I just got home from work (which came directly after a boring, boring class), so I will probably go off on weird, confusing, perhaps even misspelled tangents tonight.
1) I remembered the other Cool-Ass Shizz I wanted to mention: baking soda. [...]