Waste of a post

I just realized that I’ve been wasting my time reading celebrity blogs for almost a year now. I should probably be ashamed, especially since I just listened to all 3 of the newly leaked Britney Spears songs.
But I’m not. Man, that shit is entertaining. (Not the songs, which are awful**, but the [...]

Drama Queen

I took W to the playground today for a picnic, and he fell off the monkey bar-thingies and bit his tongue, and there was some blood.  But, for him, the worst part was that the other 3 kids on the playground didn’t come over to comfort him.  He sat in my lap, sweaty and teary, [...]

Fattitude

Okay, so work is slightly better and I am absolutely done bitching about it for right now. Man, that’s got to be boring to have to read all those “I hate my job” posts. Please skip them.
So, today’s topic! For complaining! No, seriously. I’ve been reading more and more body [...]

Do I give a motherfuckin fuck?

I’ve been getting crap from my boss about being late (stupid traffic), and so this is my desktop at the moment:

I just wish I had the balls to email it to my boss. Not that I don’t get paid a living wage, but I would edit it to read “until I get treated like [...]

Ephemera

I can’t, for the life of me, think of anything solid to post.  I am reading More, Now, Again, and I just keep wanting to write as well as Elizabeth Wurtzel does.  Half as well, really.  I read about this snot-covered, cocaine-snorting mess of a woman; someone who ignores her friends and sleeps through interviews [...]

Missed connections - old self, where did she go?

I used to be a smart, depressed, feminist girl.  When I met my husband, I was reading Naomi Wolf’s Promiscuities on my lunch breaks at work.  I was in love with Prozac Diary and I lent out my copy of Prozac Nation to everyone, because it was just so beautiful and so true.  I carried [...]

Ranting and Raving All Over the Internets

Oh, internet!  Our love, it is so good.  It makes it so that I can ignore my job while I read all 89 million blogs I have slapped into Google Reader.  Then I will want to blog about every single blog I read today, because what is more awesome than the extreme meta lamery of [...]

Personal lol

I made my own lolcat this weekend.  Totally ripped of my favorite one, but now I can say that my cat is slightly more awesome.

The best parts are a) there is cat hair on the cheese because it fell on the rug when he tried to run from my brother’s camera flash, and b) you [...]

Let’s play a game!

I’ll call it Awesome!/Not awesome!  Because this game is just pretty much me listing things that are awesome! and not awesome!. Why?  Because, dammit, it’s my blog and I have decided this sounds fun.  To me.  Probably not to anyone else.  Ahem.
Awesome!: Lean Cuisine Roasted Garlic Chicken Pizza.  So good you forget it’s diet-tastic microwave [...]

Can’t blog, reading, can’t stop (send help)

I was up until 3:30 last night and highly expect tonight to be more of the same.  I forgot how fucking good HP is until I started reading this on Sunday.  Hopefully I’ll have rescued myself from my HP stupor tomorrow or something.  My brain could explode from trying too hard to escape and do [...]