I just realized that I’ve been wasting my time reading celebrity blogs for almost a year now. I should probably be ashamed, especially since I just listened to all 3 of the newly leaked Britney Spears songs.
But I’m not. Man, that shit is entertaining. (Not the songs, which are awful**, but the gossip.)
**caveat – I’m sure if I liked pop music, I’d like them. I’m just not That Kind of Girl.
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There is NO SHAME in Perez Hilton. None. I waste half of my LIFE reading celeb gossip. And I love it!!
The part I feel silliest about is that I don’t even listen to their music or watch their movies (E controls the Netflix and is all about indie movies and documentaries), and yet I am always reading about them and commenting on their lives.
Seriously. And I totally realize how many times I’ve said “seriously” to you…Quit being married to my husband.
I swear. Read some Chuck Klosterman. Read Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. You will feel lots better about your Pithy Self. I did.
Actually, his (and my) knowlege of the trivial, allows me to look down my nose at my husband. This always makes me feel better.
Well, that, AND that Im a pretty pretty princess.
Oh, WOW. The slow song (”baby boy?!”) may well be the worst song in the history of songs. I am tone deaf and could wail out a better medley than that piece of crap.
My ears are bleeding. Seriously.
Oh! Super Blonde, I miss ya.
I know its only been a couple days.
But every night I visit.
If you don’t post, I’m in a haze.
I want to know whats new with you
in the crazy world you live in.
It always is much funnier
with the way you spin it!
xojen
Awww, that is such a sweet poem! I’m back now – weekends it’s hard to wrangle the mouse from my husband’s hands.