try to take over the world

Right now, things are a little weird and awkward at my house. Marriage = not so sweet all the time. But, whatever. There are two things at my house right now that are not so awkward. That are, in fact, awesome and need to be tried at once.
Thing one: cranberry [...]

No hope, no harm

Last night I dreamt that I won on this crazy magic scratch ticket.  I also had to park in Boston and was driving around and around trying to find a spot.  This somehow tied into the dream of swimming and sea turtles and bookstores that I had a while ago – I guess I was [...]

Girl stuff

I’ve been thinking how freaking awesome it would be to have a Magical Makeover Power.  There’s this one girl in accounting who I pass every day and think “god, some concealer and a good volumizer and you would be so cute!  I wish I could tell you that without sounding rude!”  But if I had [...]

Zing zing zing!

I’ve run out of medication, and every time I move there is an electric “zing, zing, zing!” feeling in my head that shoots out through my whole body, so that I’m sure everybody is looking at me and wondering why I’m twitching.  I know people can’t see it, but somehow it might be easier to [...]

This post is brought to you by the letter C for Cranky

You know it’s going to be a good day when you wake up with 10 minutes to get ready, dragging yourself out of a weird dream in which a pregnant woman you know (who isn’t actually a real person, you don’t know any real pregnant people) either dies in childbirth or has a baby who [...]

Ad nauseum, ad infinitum

I was reading at lunch today, and came across this passage, and stopped reading – because this is me, this is how I feel.
 What stops her, what puts it all out of her mind, is what she sees when she looks at herself… here, now, only a few hours later, she doesn’t quite recognize herself.She [...]