Posted on January 28, 2008 by superblondgirl
Did you ever sort of want to write someone a really threatening letter - the kind where you tell them you want to gouge out their eyeballs with spoons and then feed them to them, or something in that similar over-the-top mobster-type disgusting vein? Damn, do I wish I could write a couple of those [...]
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Posted on January 18, 2008 by superblondgirl
Lately, I feel like a transient on a stopover in my own life. I sleep on the couch, I use my cell phone as an alarm clock, I’m driving someone else’s car, I keep my medication in my purse. I feel like I could just pick up and sleep on any couch, anywhere; take out [...]
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Posted on January 15, 2008 by superblondgirl
1) Never drive to work in a wet mushy snowstorm with a head cold that makes it feel like your sinuses are moments from exploding, your eyeballs all scratchy and dry and ready to pop right out of your head. Especially never do this if you are not fully caffeinated, because you will almost drive [...]
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Posted on January 12, 2008 by superblondgirl
Can I first just say that I love the spam comments that are caught up in my filter here? Because ” largest plump tail german adulteresses” and ” giant swedish senioritas with bums” are both pretty freaking hilarious.
Secondly, I have drunk a whole 6-pack and it’s not even 9:00, and I feel sort of decadent [...]
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Posted on January 11, 2008 by superblondgirl
I’m so embarrassed of myself - I have written at least two dozen posts in my head and told myself “today is the day I will sit down and actually type up this post! today I will blog again!” and then they’ve all fallen by the wayside. I sort of wish I could hook the [...]
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