Dear Internet, How I Have Missed Thee!

Dear Internet,
I must confess that I am writing to you while not wearing any underthings. No one is here to care, and I’m sure you don’t mind, but I just wanted to clear the air here. What you also can’t see is that I am in my pajamas post 3-day shower hiatus cleansing [...]

try to take over the world

Right now, things are a little weird and awkward at my house. Marriage = not so sweet all the time. But, whatever. There are two things at my house right now that are not so awkward. That are, in fact, awesome and need to be tried at once.
Thing one: cranberry [...]

Randomer and randomer

Fair warning: not only am I drinking a Newcastle, but it’s 1:30 am, and I just got home from work (which came directly after a boring, boring class), so I will probably go off on weird, confusing, perhaps even misspelled tangents tonight.
1) I remembered the other Cool-Ass Shizz I wanted to mention: baking soda. [...]

Cool-Ass Shizz

Or, what I am in love with for the next five minutes.
1) Sweet potato fries. Which, more literally, are baked, but sweet potato bakes sounds odd. Anyway, I had forgotten about the existence of such things, and then remembered and have consumed 3 whole sweet potatoes this week. This could be construed [...]

Foody

I have all these post ideas in my head jumbled together, along with (for some weird reason) images from a decorating magazine I read years ago.  I keep remembering this ritzy version of a seaside-cottagey-type house and visualizing the gorgeous dining room.  I think that the decorating blog browsing I did yesterday is getting to [...]

Get-Well-Soon Soup

Start by going into your bathroom and blowing your nose approximately 6,297 times, then wash your hands thoroughly.  Sneeze and cough a little, wash hands again.  Go into the kitchen.  Get a big ol’ stewpot or saucepan or whatever the hell it is you make soup in, put it on the stove, and dump in [...]