Dear Internet, How I Have Missed Thee!

Dear Internet,
I must confess that I am writing to you while not wearing any underthings. No one is here to care, and I’m sure you don’t mind, but I just wanted to clear the air here. What you also can’t see is that I am in my pajamas post 3-day shower hiatus cleansing [...]

try to take over the world

Right now, things are a little weird and awkward at my house. Marriage = not so sweet all the time. But, whatever. There are two things at my house right now that are not so awkward. That are, in fact, awesome and need to be tried at once.
Thing one: cranberry [...]

No hope, no harm

Last night I dreamt that I won on this crazy magic scratch ticket.  I also had to park in Boston and was driving around and around trying to find a spot.  This somehow tied into the dream of swimming and sea turtles and bookstores that I had a while ago – I guess I was [...]

Waste of a post

I just realized that I’ve been wasting my time reading celebrity blogs for almost a year now. I should probably be ashamed, especially since I just listened to all 3 of the newly leaked Britney Spears songs.
But I’m not. Man, that shit is entertaining. (Not the songs, which are awful**, but the [...]

Drama Queen

I took W to the playground today for a picnic, and he fell off the monkey bar-thingies and bit his tongue, and there was some blood.  But, for him, the worst part was that the other 3 kids on the playground didn’t come over to comfort him.  He sat in my lap, sweaty and teary, [...]