In which I link to myself, madly

I did a new yoga DVD last night, and this morning I feel like someone is thwacking me in the legs and ass with sharp rocks wrapped in plastic - painful in a dull ache sort of way.  I know that means good things for the legs and ass (building and stretching muscle, etc.), but [...]

Ch-ch-ch-changes

So, this week is the first week of day shift.  Half over.  It’s not been as bad as I thought, though getting up in the dark because of gloomy weather is certainly no picnic, and getting to sleep at a “normal” hour is somewhat of a challenge.  There are good things and bad things about [...]

I have 6000 posts to write and none of them are this one.

I really need to utilize the goodness of Ms. Maggie Mason’s book here, and I also have some questions to answer, and today I talked to my Oma (German for Grandma) and she told me some amazing-ass stories I want to get down.
However, today was also The First Day of Kindergarten, and I still can’t [...]

Do I give a motherfuckin fuck?

I’ve been getting crap from my boss about being late (stupid traffic), and so this is my desktop at the moment:

I just wish I had the balls to email it to my boss. Not that I don’t get paid a living wage, but I would edit it to read “until I get treated like [...]

Ranting and Raving All Over the Internets

Oh, internet!  Our love, it is so good.  It makes it so that I can ignore my job while I read all 89 million blogs I have slapped into Google Reader.  Then I will want to blog about every single blog I read today, because what is more awesome than the extreme meta lamery of [...]

Open Letter to the Bastards Who Email Me Every Day at Work

 
 
Dear Mr. Sanctimonious Asshole,
You know what? I don’t give a flying fuck what kind of headphones you buy. Go get a Bose. Go to Sony. Does your $29.95 do anything for me? Get whatever fucking earbuds make your little self happy. I get paid [...]

What’s new, pussycat?

Ugh, I have been so unbloggy lately.  Well, I’ve been reading blogs, just not writing.  Why, you may ask?  Laziness.  Also compulsive reading and online game playing.  And I have bursitis in my shoulder, which I thought was an old-person disease but is apparently pretty much a strained muscle.  How does one get bursitis?  Apparently, [...]

Check your complaints at the door, it’s my turn to bitch

I’m getting incredibly sick of my job. I go through phases where I absolutely hate work, and right now if someone were to firebomb the place, I’d be pleased as punch. I find myself, while listening to my voicemail, telling people “shut up and just give me your email address already”, or repeating [...]